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The \u003cstrong\u003eEAT. SLEEP. DEBUG. 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Compare them with a similar garment you own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\n    \u003ctable\u003e\n      \u003ccaption\u003eBella+Canvas 3010 garment measurements\u003c\/caption\u003e\n      \u003cthead\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eMeasurement\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/thead\u003e\n      \u003ctbody\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eWidth (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eManufacturing tolerance: ±1 inch \/ 2.54 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SWAGOVERFLOW:SIZE-TABLE:END --\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":46074533412898,"sku":"24930854216903568770","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":46074533445666,"sku":"92659772244018568629","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":46074533478434,"sku":"30696824329517085655","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":46074533511202,"sku":"29320777866020663071","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46074533543970,"sku":"84099576320707518299","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46074533576738,"sku":"12984599856321327610","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":46074533609506,"sku":"14861696247549738316","price":33.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/7696\/7458\/files\/shirt-only-athletic-heather_f6932ca6-a610-498c-9c9f-ab61ea1604fc.webp?v=1784720474"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.swagoverflow.store\/collections\/dev-slogans.oembed","provider":"SwagOverflow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}